Logo
Donate Through Patreon

Homeschool Fire Drill

Homeschool Fire Drill

October 14, 2025

We had a homeschool fire drill today, which began when someone burned a toaster waffle and set off the alarm. My child started yelling EVACUATE! while the dog panicked and knocked over the laundry. In the chaos, I discovered that our emergency plan is apparently scream and sprint. So technically, we passedjust not with dignity.

Support Us By Buying From Our Online Store.
See More Products At Shop.BillHobbs.art
Yes, I'm Homeschooled. No, I Don't Miss The Drama. - Black Glossy Mug

Yes, I'm Homeschooled. No, I Don't Miss The Drama. - Black Glossy Mug

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

$17.95


I Track Down The Living To Talk About The Dead. - White Glossy Mug

I Track Down The Living To Talk About The Dead. - White Glossy Mug

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

$17.95


I've Seen The Village, That's Why I Homeschool. - Black Glossy Mug

I've Seen The Village, That's Why I Homeschool. - Black Glossy Mug

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

$17.95


Family History For Kids: Activity & Coloring Book - Digital Download

Family History For Kids: Activity & Coloring Book - Digital Download

Embark on a fun and meaningful adventure into the world of genealogy and family history with this interactive activity book designed especially for young learners

$9.95


Homeschool Mom Of Some Awesome Students. - White Glossy Mug

Homeschool Mom Of Some Awesome Students. - White Glossy Mug

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you!

$15.95


Books By Bill Hobbs
Bottom