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Homeschool Fire Drill

Homeschool Fire Drill

October 14, 2025

We had a homeschool fire drill today, which began when someone burned a toaster waffle and set off the alarm. My child started yelling EVACUATE! while the dog panicked and knocked over the laundry. In the chaos, I discovered that our emergency plan is apparently scream and sprint. So technically, we passedjust not with dignity.

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